PP: Hi, who’s this?

Thieving/Extorting C**t: Who is this?

PP: PP, You have my phone… Can Iget it back? Where did you find it?

Thieving/Extorting C**t: Outside 711 on the ground

PP: Outside? um ok…. Can I get my phone back?

Thieving/Extorting C**t: If you want your phone back I want something

PP: What do you want? What is this “something”?

Thieving/Extorting C**t: I want like, um, 20 bucks or pack of cigarettes. This is a pretty nice phone so its gonna cost ya.

PP: Ya ok, not a prob I’ll get you a pack of smokes

Thieving/Extorting Cunt: OK.. I want a pack of smokes. We will be there in 5 mins… Its gonna cost yah.

PP: Ya i got it.

So, after what seemed like an hour they finally came by. We were parked at the corner, two girls pulled up behind us in a grey Dodge Ram pick up truck. I walked over and the first thing the girl in the passenger seat said was “Smokes for your phone” with a shit eating grin on her face. She probably really eats shit. Right away we traded the smokes and phone at the exact same time. I instantly tried to grab my smokes back and soon as that happened the driver hit the gas and zoomed off. No time for a license plate. If I didn’t have my phone in my right hand I might have been able to punch her in the face, right in her eye glass wearing face.

So I got my phone back, minus the Otter box case worth about $60 and $10 for cigarettes.

If these cunts didn’t steal my phone and actually found it outside 711, they definitely extorted me. The snide manner in which they performed their good Samaritan duty was pretty classless, especially for some haggard old bitches in their late 30′s.

Basically the moral of the story here is, don’t leave your phone behind at a 711 at 3 in the morning. And watch out for the modern day Thelma & Louise’s.

I’m debating whether or not I should file a police report because 711 wont let me look at the CCTV footage without police present. If I was allowed I would have taken a still image of their faces and made a website/facebook page and started a witch hunt already.

FAIL.

We continued on into the darkness of the rocky mountains.

We eventually stopped in Jasper for a pee break and to get some edibles.

When we passed Jasper we drove by this train that was moving backwards. It wasn’t moving fast or anything but there were sparks flying like crazy. Had to stop and take a picture. The picture doesn’t do the spectacle justice. I wonder if this is normal? Or was something going wrong? Please.. someone let me know!

This is what I got to drive… so sweet.

From Hope to Vancouver we had to drive through some crazy ass rain. It was insane! Got to my friends condo just after 6am.. crashed right away after a quick blog from the shitter. When I woke up I realized I could see a friends balcony from my place. It was a ground apt too and I happened to be talking to a mutual friend at the time I discovered all this. I asked him if he ever wore a purple shirt because I wanted to go over and jump over the balcony and scare him. Too bad he saw me coming, but here’s a picture of the shirt.

After that I met up with Quinn and we drank some beers in a park. We ended up taking the B-Line at some point, here’s a neat picture I took while I was on that.

Quinn and I ended up getting to his place late. We weren’t going to do anything but we decided to go a pub down the street. I recommend you check out Gargoyles

After that I ate some of this… mmmmm seven eleven hot dog with chilli & cheese. So gross yet so good.

This morning I got up… went for a walk, had a smoke. Here’s where I did that.. I LOVE VANCOUVER.

I finally found a place to get my hair cut. This place is a gem.

While I waited for the barber to finishing shaving(he had just opened the shop) I read a Georgia Straight. Dan Savage is a sick fuck.

Right now I’m going to try and get myself ready for a walk!
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